Monthly Archives: September 2013

Don’t Cha Wish Your Gopher Was Hot Like Me?

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Song/Artist: Don’t Cha – The Pussycat Dolls

Original Lyrics: “Don’t cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?”


A BLT you say? Now this is a dilemma…

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Shinie Shempah…


Song/Artist: Pass Out – Tinie Tempah

Original Lyrics: G Shocks, I’ve got a crazy Dom collection…


I’m not sure whether he’s collecting crazy nuns or just has a crazy collection of generic nuns (he certainly has a collection of badly drawn nuns) but that’s by-the-by. Anyway… Bloody. Great. Song.

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How Cheap Is Your Glove?

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Song/Artist: More Than A Woman – Bee Gees

Original lyrics: More than a woman… More than a woman to me…


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Trolling In The Jeep

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Song/Artist: Chasing Pavements – Adele

Original lyrics: Should I give up or should I just keep cashing pavements?

To be honest I’m glad that she is chasing them because those look to be thoroughly treacherous penguins that are laden with ill intent. Go on Adele, get in there and sort ’em out!

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