Fear of the Duck

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Song/Artist: Can I Play With Madness – Iron Maiden

Original Lyric: Can I play with madness?

True story: When I was at primary school we all had to bring in a song to play the rest of the class. My choice was Jive Bunny and the Master Mixers – a gambit to win the respect and admiration of my peers which backfired spectacularly – but it was roundly trounced by this hard lad who bought in Bring Your Daughter To The Slaughter. Within seconds of it playing all the girls were beaming at him with doe-eyed longing while the boys cowered in fear of the Playground’s New Overlord. It took me 10 years to forgive Iron Maiden for that. Anyway, here’s the old, long-haired and thoroughly dishevelled Bruce Dickinson (who looks miles more fun than the newer, short-haired and reasonably well-kempt Bruce Dickinson) playing with magnets. 

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Oh Keef, we’ve run out cantaloupes…

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Song/Artist: Paint It Black – The Rolling Stones

Original Lyric: I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes, I have to turn my head until my darkness goes…

Did someone say ‘Broaden your appeal’?

 

Anyone for Slippers?

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Song/Artist: Duality – Slipknot

Original Lyric: I push my fingers into my eyes!

I am never again drawing anything that contains pies. Ever.

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The Algebra Has The Devil For A Sidekick…

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Song/Artist: Bohemian Rhapsody – Queen

Original Lyric: Scaramouche! Scaramouche! Will you do the fandango?

So this one’s proved a little contentious with some – to which I say “I man can’t help what lyrics he mishears” (although he probably can help which misheard lyrics he illustrates but that’s a matter for another day)…

 

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Girlfriend in a doner…

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Song/Artist: This Charming Man – The Smiths

Original Lyric: This charming man…

More of a misheard song title than a lyric but this is the one that got me wired on the idea. That, and I’ve always wanted to see Morrissey in a kebab shop.

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