Song/Artist: Money For Nothing – Dire Straits

Original Lyric: We gotta install microwave ovens…

Given just how successful Brothers in Arms was you’d be forgiven for thinking that Mark Knopfler would be living it up in a mansion made of unicorn tears or a castle in the clouds. Unfortunately it turns out that our man must have fallen on hard times or developed some pretty heavy-weight psychological problems as these days your more likely to find him sleeping in a giant microwave. It’s always the quiet ones…